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Ara on humanitarian mission

FEMALE drum sensation, Ara, may have taken a break from her talking drums to engage in a humanitarian mission (at list make the drums rest small). On her Facebook profile, Ara posted a picture of a young graduate who was allegedly shot in the face by armed robbers recently and who needs medical attention urgently. The picture is indeed gruesome and pathetic and would melt a rock-hardened heart. So, please visit Ara’s Facebook profile and give some help to Lara (the wounded girl). All information about the bank to pay money to and all you need to know are there. This is a good one by the drummer. No be only drum dis Ara girl sabi play be dat. To God be the glory.

 Emeka Smith moves into Surulere ‘Mansion’, launches New Jeep

COMEDIAN Emeka Smith but called Emeka ‘Cement’ by blind comic Kelly Blind, has finally moved into his Surulere, Lagos ‘mansion’.

This piece of news is authoritative. The credible source who told T4T last week said the comedian ordered technicians of Pay TV Company, HiTV, to come install two systems in his house, one in the main sitting room and the other in the waiting room (the house doubles as an office from the look of things sha). The source said Smith was so excited he was buying drinks and food for the Pay TV installers and cracking jokes as well. The other news is, he had launched a ‘brand new’ Tokunboh Nissan jeep to complete the picture of a successful comic. Recall T4T told you how Smith wanted to kill him with car fumes about a year ago when he was still driving a Mercedes Benz car. I was behind him in traffic in Iponri area of Lagos and the smoke billowing from his car exhaust was capable of causing environmental problems. Now, he has stepped up with a Nissan jeep. Well, before you guys start getting funny ideas, na rented apartment Emeka ‘Cement’ (apologies to Kelly Blind) pak enta for Surulere o, ehen no be say una go dey go carry news wey una no no o.

Seyi Law’s Birthday

COMEDIAN Seyi Law celebrated his birthday on Wednesday, June 22. T4T was not invited to the groove but trust, he got a whiff of what went down at the party. The source claimed the comic who is ace comedian A Y’s alter ego, was prancing about at the party like a successful comedian that he has now become. His newly wedded wife was close on his tail that evening the source claimed. Why she no go close mark Seyi? With all dese Lagos small small gals wey open dia fangs dey luk for beta man to devour, wifey suppose close mark husband o.

Bovi And ‘Family Nigeria Limited’

T4T saw ace comedian, Bovi Ugboma, popularly called Akpos in his brand new 2010 Honda Accord in Ikeja area of Lagos. He was with his full family, his wife and son and a young lady who looks like the wife’s sister (it is always the wife’s sister anyway). He pulled over to hail T4T before he drove off.

As he drove off, T4T was wondering aloud: So Akpos now hustles with his family? Hmmm, Urhobo man na Urhobo man, the guy no wan pay extra staff salari, so im wife go double as wife and PA. Even the small boy fit helep carry file if dem go mitin. This guy is smart, I swear. Anyway, I am happy for Bovi, the guy is good and things are looking up for him. This was the same Bovi who some few years ago was running after comedy show organisers, now they are the ones chasing the gifted comic. To God be the glory.

Olumide Macauley’s gaffe

CAN someone please help me tell TVC’s presenter, Olumide Macualey, that the Mayor of London is not David Cameron but Boris Johnson? On Wednesday June 22, the bobo said the Mayor of London, David Cameron rides a bike to work. True, the Mayor rides a bike to work but he is Boris Johnson. Cameron is Prime Minister of Britain. To God be the glory.
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