Celebrity Madness - Sober Steven Tyler Slips, Smashes Face, Puts on Show

Though Steven Tyler has openly admitted to abusing drugs in the past, he assured the world this morning that his recent bathtub slipping incident most definitely did not involve a relapse. As he explained on NBC's Today show, he only "started to get sick," and then "just fell on [his] face."

But while it's understandable that some would question his sobriety, we're far more concerned with the completely wild nature of this entire story. Not only did the 63-year-old lose a few teeth and have his eye stitched back together, but the guy had it in him to hit the stage the very NEXT day. And while we haven't been to an Aerosmith concert, we're confident the band brings a bit more energy to their shows than say, John Denver would.